Whistling Nose - Nostalgia Ward Sucks at Video Games

Playing Retro Games Poorly on the Internet

My actual SNES mini, professionally photographed, featuring a cartoon character and the words 'I suck at video games'

Video games! Everyone plays 'em sometimes. I think they're neat, especially older games. But for every sensational speedrunner and terrific Twitcher (is that what they're called? I dunno...), there's just a regular Joe like me who plays them quite poorly. Besides, who wants to watch a guy play a video game well, when you could get a history lesson and a laugh instead?

That's what this feature is all about. I've been sitting on the idea for about six years now. I figured why not just get things going, now that I've built this website? Plus, it's mostly retro games, so there's a niche for ya.

So, here it is, folks: I Suck at Video Games, a parody of video game streaming. No; I'm not all serious. This entire thing is just for laughs. Watch below for updates and uploads!

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