You Chose The Green Potion
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“You know, green looks good today,” you say as you eagerly hand over a gold coin. The wizard smiles, handing you the potion. There’s an unusual glint in his eye, but you think nothing of it as you head out the door. At camp that night, you decide to drink the potion. It has a bit of a kick, tasting like vodka with a twist of lime.
“Huh,” you remark to yourself as nothing happens, “I guess I got a bad one. Dang.” With that, you fall asleep in your tent.
A few hours of blissful slumber pass until you are awakened by a sharp pain in your stomach and a loud poooooooot! sound. It happens several more times, in rapid succession. The stomach pain grows sharper. Within moments, you notice your limbs are taking on a rather gaseous look. Where your arms once were, you now see only green and yellow gas.
Then, you notice the stench. You sleep awful. But, hey, at least you can fly now. Congratulations! You've now ascended from mere mortal status to…whatever the heck this is supposed to be. Life as a gas cloud won't be so bad, right? You're technically immortal and can go just about anywhere.
But one thing is for certain: your new life is really going to stink from now on…
