And A Large Orange Drink
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You pick up the orange potion and take a hearty swig. The wizard arches an eyebrow, gazing directly at you with a dubious look on his face. The drink is sweet, with hints of tangerine and something tangy that you can't quite describe.
But it's damn delicious, and you continue to drink the vial of strange liquid. It's like tang, but in potion form. Mmm! Delicious!
“Don't you think you ought to pace yourself?” he asks in a wise, knowing voice, a sly smile gracing his lips.
Ignoring him, you greedily slurp down the last of the brew. As you tap the glass to drop the last drop into your mouth, you notice hair growing on your chest and legs. Your throat is getting sore. Your eyes feel as if they're narrowing; your ears elongating. You look down and see your arms have been replaced with blades.
What the heck? Your teeth grow sharp and you begin to howl. You notice you’re a lot more pixelated than before and seem to have lost some resolution. You seem to have become a werewolf. But not just any werewolf; you're a weird 8-bit knock off from an obscure video game.
You look around and notice you're now in an 8-bit forest. A groovy chiptune begins to play and you have the sudden urge to climb a building and fight a guy made out of green slime. You're a werewolf and you never know when that game over screen is going to come. At least you don't have to worry about sharpening your claws...