Hey there, it's update time. Microsoft friggin' sucks. Get this: I've used the same computer for work for about four years without issue. It originally contained Windows 10, which was fine. I reluctantly upgraded to Windows 11, which had a lot of problems. So much so, that I planned to switch to either Linux Mint or FreeBSD when I had the opportunity. I was sick and tired of Microslop shoving AI and Copilot crap into EVERY. GD. THING. I would regularly use PowerShell to rip out the so-called AI features. No one wants them. No one uses them. They're built on theft and other people's work. And they destroy the environemnt. Here's my official stance on AI: f**k AI. And to H-E-Double Hocket Sticks with Microsoft/Microslop for destroying the functionality of a computer and causing me to lose some files I hadn't had the opportunity to back up. I'm not a happy camper. I will not give Microslop any more attention or money. They can take their AI-optimized BS elsewhere. There is a silver lining though: Linux Mint Cinnamon is an amazing desktop. Say it with me, everyone:
Greetings, fellow internet travelers and nerds from around the world! I have made ANOTHER bitchin' update to my site. This time around, I finally finished the Whistling Nose Guide to Cinema idea that I posted about last month. It's up and ready to go in the links below. Here's another thing I want to address: as you look through the site, you might notice that some of the YouTube video links are missing. I'm going to be updating that over the next few weeks, but the tl;dr is that I'm revamping the channel to be better focused and more of a representation of what I do creatively. So, you'll probably see more music related and solitaire stuff. I'm thinking about adding a section to this site covering comic books and doing more traditional gameplay videos rather than my "MST3K-meets-let's play" approach. They're just too time-consuming and not as much fun as just playing the games themselves. If there's anything you'd like to see, drop me a line sometime. Thanks for checking out my site!
Hello again. Thank you for visiting and checking out my work! We're almost at the 4,000 visitor mark. I know that isn't a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it's pretty darn amazing given that this is just a non-monetized, fun project that I use as an outlet for all of my weird creative energy. Thank you for hanging out with me. I have an exciting new update: within the next few days, I'll be adding an entirely new section to the website, with an accompanying video! Granted, I made the video in LibreOffice's version of PowerPoint and recorded the audio clips for it on a crappy headset mic, but that's all part of the plan. There are lots of animated GIFs and perhaps, even a newly composed song. I'll also be making a few updates to the site layout and adding a few more items to the MSPaint gallery. Stay tuned!
Greetings fellow traveler on the World Wide Web. The modern internet (and the world at large) is too much sometimes. Wouldn't it be nice to just visit a website, spend a few minutes interacting with something cool, and not worry about intrusive banner ads, anger, or begging for a subscription? Well, that's what Whistling Nose is here for!
We've got weird artwork, interactive pages, and even a Choose Your Own Adventure style game to play at your leisure. There'll be sporadic updates, a broken contact form, along with plenty of songs and absurd MsPaint drawings.
This is just a fun project, but I hope you enjoy interacting with it as much as I enjoyed making it. Check out the different links below to get started with the weird stuff! If you like what I'm doing, tell your friends and share, or buy me some coffee if you're so inclined. You can also reach out to me any time via email if you wish.
This page will be updated whenever I have new multimedia or creations to share, or when I learn a new CSS trick that I feel like implementing just for fun. So check back often!
The Amazing Whistling Nose: The Most Sophisticated Woodwind Ever CreatedRory's Mystical Brew (A Solo Dungeons & Dragons Adventure)The Whistling Nose Guide to CinemaParallel Radio PodcastThe Museum of MsPaint Monstrosities (Art Gallery)I Suck At Video Games and NES Let's Play FailsCheck out our YouTube channel, where we cover retro games, art, absurdity, and weird musicThe Asthmatic Whales EPThe Contact Page From Heck